When a car crashes into the gates of a government facility full of secret data leading to a fatal shooting, you’d expect that to be more than enough material for a crazy story.
Two people were injured and one person killed when an NSA officer fired at a car Monday morning as it accelerated toward a police vehicle outside the NSA’s headquarters.
But there’s more.
Not only were the two men — one of whom is now deceased — dressed as women, they were fleeing from another man.
That man had only just awoken in a hotel room to find his vehicle missing. The Washington Post reports that the drag-men, having left their friend in an exhausted heap after a mutual “tryst”, decided it would be a great idea to do like Thelma and Louise in dude’s Ford Escape.
They allegedly stole his car and tore down the highway. Authorities believe the men may have mistakenly taken the restricted NSA exit and and then rammed into a gate at the NSA. The FBI quickly denied any links to terrorism.