Miss USA’s Message to the Terrorists is a Howler!

The 2014 Miss Universe Competition came down to Miss Colombia and Miss USA, and while this probably wasn’t the reason that Miss USA lost, it’s certainly the one thing that people will remember from the 2014 pageant.

The great Manny Pacquaio delivered a pretty solid question to Miss USA, asking her what she would say if she was given 30 seconds to deliver a message to the Islamic terrorists around the world. Now, nobody expects her to say something like… “If you try and come here you’re going to meet 100 Million Gun Owners!” or “Keep pissing us off and our Military will bomb you back to the Stone Age.” But I really did hope for something better than this…

 

 

“I know that as Miss USA I can always spread a message of Hope and Love and Peace. And so I would do my very best to spread that message to them and everyone else in the world.”

That’ll sure solve everything. I’m sure that’s what all of those mean terrorists were after all along… just a little hope, love and peace. I can’t believe no one thought of this sooner!